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When she smirked, another Valkyrie passed in front of her, marching up to him, raking her gaze over him. “Hubba, hubba,” she growled with a wink. “Emma caught herself a wolf.” Her eyes zeroed in on his neck where Emma had drunk earlier, and she tilted her head. “Hmmm. You wear her bite like a badge you’ve earned.” “And you must be the soothsayer—”  ”I prefer predeterminationally abled, thank you.” Her hand shot out, ripping a button from his shirt, so fast it was a blur. She’d taken the one closest to his heart, and for a moment her face turned very cold. She’d made a point-she could have gone for his heart. Then she opened her hand and gasped in surprise. “A button!” She smiled delightedly. “You can never have enough of these!” -Nix and Lachlain A Hunger Like No Other (Immortals After Dark series)

“Goody” Nix muttered. “The dendrophiles.”

“The dendro what?” Neomi said.

“Tree lovers — the tree nymphs.”

Their obvious leader said, “Well, if it isn’t Nucking Futs Nix and her hex hack.”

“Well, if it isn’t the hookers,” Nix replied blandly. 

“Oh, I’m sorry, nymphets, this isn’t the orgy — that’s down the road.”

Nix opened her mouth, then closed it, dragging Néomi and Mari away.

“Well, you can’t argue with reason, can you?”

Tart? I like tarts. If I could eat one.. Wait, you called ME a tart?

“No, maybe he’s not perfect,” she said. “But I bet he doesn’t consider women to be tarts, who should be in a man’s bed twenty four hours a day.”

“I was jesting about that. Mainly. Almost totally.” She glared.
“For the record, male Lorekind have higher opinions of females than human males do. The playing field’s more equal in our world.”

“Ha! I find it hard to believe that men who’ve lived for centuries—and might even be medieval—believe in equality more than a human male raised in the Madonna era.”

“The Lore is home of the Valkyrie, Furiae, Witches, and Sirenae. You underestimate females, and you find your balls nailed to the wall.”

~ Kresley Cole, Dark Desires After Dusk
    Immortals After Dark serie

Many regard them as Shield Maidens, these maidens were human once. Our father Woden and our mother Freya seen their courage in battle and with their final war cry before they succumbed to death, Woden and Freya struck them with their lightening, transporting them to Val Halla. Once they arrived, they were pregnant. The child that was conceived of that lightening had three parents, Woden, Freya and the mother that would have died in battle. These children, once they reach maturity, become the immortal Valkyrie warriors. They are all unique, but of Woden and Freya’s daughters have Woden’s thirst for battle as well as Freya’s inquisitiveness. Valkyrie have been at every battle since the first Valkyrie was born, (Yours Truly) and we will continue to be at every battle. Our sisters take on new weapons, but that warrior spirit is still there.
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Many regard them as Shield Maidens, these maidens were human once. Our father Woden and our mother Freya seen their courage in battle and with their final war cry before they succumbed to death, Woden and Freya struck them with their lightening, transporting them to Val Halla. Once they arrived, they were pregnant. The child that was conceived of that lightening had three parents, Woden, Freya and the mother that would have died in battle. These children, once they reach maturity, become the immortal Valkyrie warriors. They are all unique, but of Woden and Freya’s daughters have Woden’s thirst for battle as well as Freya’s inquisitiveness.

Valkyrie have been at every battle since the first Valkyrie was born, (Yours Truly) and we will continue to be at every battle. Our sisters take on new weapons, but that warrior spirit is still there.

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